So yes, I haven't posted in like a year. What have I been doing? One thing is for sure, netflix is definitely a sticky trap for semi weak-willed persons such as myself. From Orange Is the New Black to My Little Ponies, my mind has been on a long, magical television adventure for most of the summer.
I've also adopted a tiny, beautiful Siamese kitten demon. I've mildly wondered what it would be like to be a parent. Like, the thought has crossed my mind in a distant, fleeting daydream before I run rapidly back to the much more comfortable reality of having free time and personal space. If you've ever had a siamese kitten, well, you know what it's like to have a miniature, destructive, monkey-like child with severe ADHD who is the incarnate of Charlie Manson one minute and the sweetest, most loving kitten-calendar poster child the next. (Or vice versa, if you have a 3lb ADHD Charles Manson-like maniacal stalker child who will launch at your face with one eye twitching and bite the hell out of you and also loves to cuddle your face in the wee hours of the morning and sit waiting like a cat bread loaf outside any door you shut between the two of you. But anyway I digress. I adopted a kitten and it is quite the amazing adventure. :)
I do have many fun new beauty secrets to share with you, my hundreds of subscribers! (Ha ha). I will be going on a week-long trip to California and then get your notebooks out and your knuckles crackin, cause we are going all in. I've got some fun recipes for homemade beauty products that I've been cooking up, and some favorite new beauty finds.
Stay tuned my lovelies!
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